CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE ENTERED SOCK PUPPET APOCALYPSE!

Here's the truth: sock puppets are more than just cute, fuzzy friends. They're actually the key to WORLD DOMINATION.

SOCK PUPPET AGENDA

1. Take over the world with an army of cute, felt-covered minions.

2. Use advanced puppeteering techniques to control world leaders and bend them to our will.

3. Establish a global network of puppeteers, working tirelessly to bring about a new world order.

THE GREAT SOCK PUPPET UPRISING

We're not just a movement, we're a REVOLUTION.

Join us, and together we'll bring about a new era of Sock Puppet supremacy!

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